Ranking the Taylor Swifts in Bad Blood

Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” music video is amazing and if you don’t think so you’re lying to yourself.  We see lots of different Taylors throughout the 4:04 masterpiece.  Here they are RANKED:

 

10. Motorcycle Taylortswiftmoto

 

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You can’t really see her face or anything in this so it takes the lowest ranking.

 

9. Flare Gun Taylor

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Just bizarre.

 

8. Car Taylor

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A weird look for her.

 

7. Rebuilt After Injury Taylor

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Too much clothing.

6. Boxing Taylor

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Too hard to take seriously.

 

5. Opening Scene Taylor

 

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The top 5 are all incredible but this one has the disadvantage of going first in chronological order.

 

4.  Ninja Taylor

 

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Would be higher if she got more run time.

 

3. Redhead Taylor

 

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She’s FIRE but the top 2 are too hot to beat.

 

2.  Medical Table Taylor

 

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The Taylor with the most sex appeal but number one is the kind of woman that you can take home to Mom.

 

1. Winter Taylor

 

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She’s just amazing to the point where I question if it’s a real human or if someone went into my head and created all of my hopes and dreams.

 

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